The Evil Bread

[The Chef]

"Wow. What a battle" said The Chef as he and the other Knights were travelling back to the future.
"I guess peace has finally been restored" said Ultima Shadow. "That's a relief" said The Blue Toad.
"It looks like we're almost there" said Hyrulean. So the KNights arrived back in their proper time period, but all was not well. Pumpkin-Nickel had decimated the village closest to where the Knights landed and he was heading toward the captial city.

[Glorb]

"It looks like we're almost there" said Hyrulian. So the Knights arrived back in their proper time period, but all was not well. Pumpkin-Nickel had decimated the village closest to where the Knights landed and he was heading toward the Capital City.
Just then, Hyrulian came up with an idea. “I know, let’s break into song!” And so they all did, though what song it was is not entirely clear. Probably a very bouncy-uppity song, not, like, something by The Cure, because they’re not really a burst-into song kind of band, and, besides, the Knights had to worry about copyright infringement. But into song they burst-ed nonetheless, and eventually they arrived at Capital City.
Problem is, it was in shambles! The Knights looked in horror at all the litter, crashed cars, fires and broken windows; as they did, a newspaper with the headline “THE DEAD WALK” fluttered past them. The Blue Toad sighed. “Aw man, we forgot about those zombies in Victorian England! Now they’ve taken over the world!”
“Ah-ah-ah” said Ultima Shadow, librarian glasses on his austere nose and a well-thumbed book in his hand, “According to the Zombie Survival Guide, this is a Class-3 outbreak, not a Class-4, which would entail a zombie takeover of the worl—AGH!” Just then, his words were cut off (quite literally) by a zombie biting down on his brains!

[The Chef]

"NOOOO!!" cried The Chef. "He's been turned into a Zombie!" shouted TBT. "Guys, we have a problem" said Hyrulean". "What?" said TC and TBT in unison. "Look..." The remaining three Knuights looked up to see Pumpkin-Nickel standing before them. "Aaaaaaaaaahhh!!" cried The Chef. "Well, well, well, if it isn't The Fellowship of TMK!" said Pumpkin-Nickel. "Who are and why do you have a pumpkin on your head?" asked TBT. "I can see you don't recognize me." started PN, "Remember when you destroyed me back in the past? Well you may have erased my body from history but I managed to send my mind into this robotic suit in the future, which was built by my good-natured future self the day before you destroyed my past self!" "So you're still around eh?" said The Chef, "Well, I know a way we can get rid of you once and for all!" "You really think so? How do expect to get anywhere if you're friend had been turned into a zombie?" inquired PN. "I can fix that too!" shouted The Chef. So The Chef used his SPATULA to teleport away from that area to the exact location of.....

The Blue Tomato

[Glorb]

…Which happened to be in the town of Chickenmilk, Wisconsin. The Blue Tomato was in his small hut of glue and hair when The Chef burst through his door. “Alright, Blue Tomato, the jig is up!” He then punched TBT in the shin, eliciting the reply, “Ow! What jig? What did I do?” The Chef pulled out a large revolver. “No questions! Come with me!”
Reluctantly, The Blue Tomato followed The Chef to his pink tricycle. The Chef smacked The Blue Tomato again. “If you tell ANYONE about my secret, then Fluffy gets it!” he said, pulling out a small kitten. TBT was visibly confused. “Who’s Fluffy? I don’t have a cat.” The Chef paused. “Um…well, come with me anyway!” He forced the poor Tomato into the trike’s basket and rode all the way to Glorb’s house, then knocked on the door (after pistol-whipping the Blue Tomato, that is).
A slightly drugged-sounding voice came from behind the door. “Who is it?” said Glorb. The Chef kicked down the door and threw the Blue Tomato at Glorb. “THAT’S who!” said The Chef as he left with a huff, never to be seen again by Glorb. Until the next day, at the Senior Citizens’ Bingo Center For Old Folks…

[The Chef]

(Why did you do that Glorb?)

[Ultima Shadow]

At the Senior Citizens' Bingo Center for Old Folks, a shady figure walked in, laughing.

"I'm going to use this custom-made bingo card to win all of the games!" the figure laughed evilly.

"Hold it right there!" a voice roared.

The guy turned around, and saw two figures; Hyrulian and The Blue Toad. The guy gasped.

"You'll never win!" he shouted, pulling down his sleeves.

"..." they muttered in unison.

Suddenly, several Bingo cards flew at them, knocking Hyrulian and the Blue Toad to the ground! They got up, laughing.

"That didn't hurt!" Hyrulian muttered.

"Take this!" the man bellowed, throwing a pen at The Blue Toad.

The pen hit Hyrulian on the forehead instead, because the man had terrible aim.

"That almost hurt," he muttered.

"Villains just aren't the same anymore," TBT laughed, running towards the man with an axe.

The man ran away, dropping his bingo cards, a bottle of pills and a wallet- and also a mysterious pendant.

"What's that?" Hyrulian gasped.

TBT walked over, and picked up the mysterious pendant. He opened it, and a bright light shone into his eyes!

"Hyrulian," TBT muttered, "turn off that torch, it's broad daylight! Why do you have a torch anyway?"

Scowling, Hyrulian put the torch back in his pocket. He then picked up the bottle of pills- suddenly, he and TBT were sucked into the bottle, and it fell to the ground with a clatter.

"Hey, I found a bottle of pills!" Glorb muttered, picking it up. "I'm going to go in and see if it belongs to anyone."

He gripped it tightly in his hand, and walked forward- only to see The Chef walk in front of him!

"The Chef!" Glorb shouted.

"Glorb!" The Chef bellowed.

"No, I am your father!" Darth Vader yelled. "Whoops, wrong fic..."

Glorb and The Chef watched as Darth Vader disappeared into a plot hole, and they both shrugged, before glaring at each other once again.

[Glorb]

“Aha, Glorb, I see you’ve found out my secret plan, eh?” said The Chef. “What plan?” replied Glorb. The Chef smirked evilly. “Oh, you would –“ But his words were cut off by the door slamming open – revealing The Blue Tomato! Walking in on some crutches, he spoke up. “Hold it right there! That’s not the real Chef! The Chef I used to know would never treat me that way! I’m fairly sure he doesn’t own a large revolver, either! Except he does own a pink tricycle, but that’d beside the point.” As everyone looked towards The Chef, he suddenly ripped off the cape he was wearing to reveal that he was Hello Kitty!
“Okay, okay, what?” said Hyrulian, blatantly interrupting the flow of the story, “What the fudge is going on?” Hello Kitty cleared her throat. “Ha! Don’t you see! I’ve been pulling the strings all along! There is no The Chef!” But The Chef (the real one) piped up. “Yes, there is. I’m right here.” Hello Kitty looked around shiftily. “Uh, okay. I didn’t anticipate that…Nonetheless, I’ve been controlling everything! Ever since I was invented in 1974, I’ve slowly been enveloping the world with the new reality I’ve been creating! Ha!” Glorb was in shock. “So…the real Earth is stuck in 1974?” “Exactly!” bellowed Kitty. “And now, I will change this universe into one of SHEER PAIN!” She then pulled out a large paper clip…

[Ultima Shadow]

...and hit The Chef with it! He went flying through the window, and Hello Kitty let out an evil cackle.

"You're going down!" The Blue Toad roared, swinging his axe.

It made contact with the paperclip, and, to TBT's surprise, the axe flew out of his hand. Hyrulian charged forward, only to be dispatched by the paperclip. Suddenly, a gigantic shape fell from the ceiling- it was none other than Pink Glorb!

"Pink Glorb!" Glorb shouted, as The Blue Toad gasped.

"Yes, it is I!" Pink Glorb laughed. "I have always been, and always will be, on Hello Kitty's side!"

"It's true!" Hello Kitty laughed. "YOU stand no chance!"

"Don't be so sure!" a voice laughed.

From the ceiling fell Ultimate Shadow Lord and the Darkness Hedgehog Team! Everyone gasped!

"I thought I got rid of you!" Hello Kitty screamed.

"Well, you obviously didn't do a very good job." USL snickered.

"No matter... I'll finish you off now!" Hello Kitty replied.

"In your dreams," USL muttered, clenching his fists.

"And I know someone you can't fight," Hello Kitty laughed.

The doors opened behind them, and Ultima Shadow emerged, clad in jet black armor and sneering.

"Don't tell me Ultima's evil again," TBT groaned. "That is so overused."

"Silence!" Ultima Shadow roared, charging forward.

His fists met TBT's face, and he staggered backwards. TBT gasped, more out of shock than pain.

"Ultima, snap out of it!" TBT shouted, but he did not respond as US sent punch after punch into TBT's stomach.

Wheezing, The Blue Toad picked up his axe, only to have Ultima rip off it's head.

"Heh. How utterly weak." US smiled, delivering a lethal uppercut.

Luckily, the punch missed, and The Blue Toad picked up the remains of his axe.

"Hey, surprise!" Glrob laughed, hitting US on the back of the head.

Yawning, Ultima Shadow turned around. Glorb stepped backwards. Ultimate Shadow Lord, too, walked towards them. Cornered, they clenched their fists.

"Ultimate Shadow Lord, you take Hello Kitty. Glorb, try and get Pink Glorb's Kill-you-five-times noodle or whatever that thing is called." TBT muttered.

"Are you going after Ultima Shadow?" Glorb asked.

"I have an idea," USL muttered. "There's a time portal opening soon... if you defeat Ultima in the past, this won't happen."

"But you'll die," protested Glorb.

"I know, but you'll have a better chance of defeating Hello Kitty and Pink Glorb." he sighed, glancing at TBT's broken axe.

"Okay then." The Blue Toad muttered.

"I'll hold them off," Ultimate Shadow Lord yelled, "now go!"

The Blue Toad and Glorb sprinted down the street, trying to ignore the sounds of battle behind them. They looked up, and saw a gigantic hole in the sky.

"I'm guessing that's it," The Blue Toad muttered.

[NintendoExpert89]

Mario whispered to the Evil Bread, "What the heck's going on? I this story was going to be about you and me."

[The Chef]

That changed a long time ago, buddy.

So while TBT and Glorb went into the past, The Chef plummeted down, down, down, until he landed on a convinently placed pile of matresses."Wow. That was highly improbable" said TC. "Wait a minute!" shouted TC, "that must mean that The Blue Tomato is nearby! I can use it to destroy the reality that Hello Kitty created and replace it with the proer one that she disrupted!" And The Chef got and ran in the direction that the improbable scent of The Blue Tomato was coming from.

Meanwhile, in the past where TBT and Glorb went to.....

[Ultima Shadow]

Suddenly, Mario and The Evil Bread jumped in front of Glorb, The Chef and The Blue Toad!

"Are you going to help us?" TBT asked.

"No! You've stolen our story, and now we will destroy you!" The Evil Bread laughed.

TEB stretched into the shape of a trampoline, and Mario jumped on him, getting extra bounce. The Blue Toad looked up, only to see The Evil Bread blast forward in the shape offist towards him. He knocked him flat, and covered his mouth. The Blue Toad struggled, punching the bread aimlessly. Suddenly, The Chef scooped him off with the spatula, and Glorb shot him with an AK47. (can't explain how he got one)

"Gack!" The Evil Bread roared, landing on the ground.

The Chef laughed, only to be hit on the head hard by a stomping Mario. He fell unconscious.

"Since when are you guys evil?" TBT shouted.

"...evil..?" Mario gasped.

"AAH!" The Evil Bread shouted, moving away.

"I didn't know The Evil Bread was evil! I'll help you on your quest," said Mario, picking up The Chef.

Mario (with The Chef), The Blue Toad and Glrob continued to walk, wary of any new enemies.

[The Chef]

"So here's the plan" said The Chef, "TBT and Glorb will go back into the past to stop US, while me and Mario will go find The Blue Tomato and destroy Hello Kitty's evil reality and replace it with the real one that's been stuck in 1974. "Speaking of US, where is he?" asked TBT.
"He's  being held off by Hyrulean while you guys go defeat his past self" said Glorb. "OK, we're all set, now let's go!" said The Chef.

[Glorb]

"He's  being held off by Hyrulian while you guys go defeat his past self" said Glorb. "OK, we're all set, now let's go!" said The Chef.
So Glorb went back in time to do his thang, while Hello Kitty and Ultimate Shadow Lord began to face off. “I’m the ultimate villain!” screamed Hello Kitty, to which USL replied, “No you aren’t.” Hello Kitty thought for a second. “Well, there’s only one way to settle this…” And, in a lightning-quick maneuver not even USL could stop, she grabbed his  arm and flung him through the ceiling! Boards splintered through the air as Hello Kitty leapt up through the hole after him.
“HAHAHA! Foolish Ultimate what’s-your-name, nothing can stop me from destroying you and taking my rightful place as ruler of evil!” USL smirked. “Well…can you stop…THIS?! Ultimate Flaming Energy Destructo-Ball of Flaaaaaame!!!” He sent an enormous ball of energy towards HK, which caught her and sent her careening into a nearby building with a smash. USL flew after her into the rubble. “Come out, come out, wherever you are…” As USL began to strike, he was cut off by a deafening roar as Hello Kitty burst through the floor and knocked USL into the streets below – onto a car. The citizens fled as Hello Kitty jumped down and sent a salvo of punches into USL before flooring him with a devastating uppercut that sent him flying ten feet away.
Hello Kitty did a little victory dance. “Ha! Now that he’s taken care of…” Suddenly, she was caught from behind as USL slammed into her, sending chunks of the sidewalk flying everywhere. “Take this!” said USL, ripping the door of an SUV and sending it into Hello Kitty, “And THIS!” he said as he threw a fire hydrant flying into her. Hello Kitty struck back with a Flaming Dragon Punch (like from Street Fighter). The two villains continued duking it out for villain supremacy in New York Times Square.

[The Chef]

Then The Chef heard the noise from the fight and said "Ah great, that sounds like Hello Kitty and Ultimate Shadow Lord fighting each other". Mario nodded in reponse. "Maybe we can ask The Blue Tomato to fix that too" said The Chef.

[Ultima Shadow]

"This is bad," observed The Blue Toad.

"It's about to get a whole lot worse," Ultima Shadow sneered, walking up to them.

"You traitor!" Glorb roared, jumping at US, only to receive a powerful uppercut.

The Blue Toad ran forward, swinging his axe, only to be hit hard by Pink Glorb. Glorb grabbed Pink Glorb's noodle, narrowly missing its deadly strike. Hyrulian jumped into the air, preparing to slam into Pink Glorb, only to be hit hard in the stomach by Ultima Shadow. The three remaining Knights gasped.

"We can't beat them!" Hyrulian muttered, holding his injured arm.

"Giving up already, foolish Knights," US laughed, "you're no match for us."

"We just need to buy more time for The Chef and Mario to get The Blue Tomato," Glorb breathed.

"You're too late... we've already got it. The Blue Tomato that The Chef is going after is a fake, and you can't hope to turn the tables." Pink Glorb sneered. "Now, prepare to be killed- five times!"

Leaving the Knights no time to react, Ultima Shadow and Pink Glorb attacked at lethal speeds, knocking Hyrulian, The Blue Toad and Glorb through a building. As they got up, Ultima Shadow knocked them away with an Earthquake Punch.

"They're too quick," Glorb breathed, leaping out of the way as Ultima Shadow ran after him.

"Surprise!" US laughed, throwing him into the air. "Pink Glorb, now!"

Pink Glorb leapt into the air, brandishing the noodle that she treasured. Glorb flailed about in mid-air as the Noodle closed in. Suddenly, a ghost appeared, and rushed forward, piercing through Pink Glorb's chest. Letting out a final scream, Glorb's counterpart fell to the ground. Glorb landed hard, looking at the ghost.

"Nice to see you too," the ghost of Masher laughed.

"Masher!" The Blue Toad smiled, running over next to Hyrulian.

"Hey everyone," Ghost Masher grinned, "now, let's finish off this traitor."

"You're outnumbered, Ultima Shadow... just give up," Hyrulian told him.

"Thanks," Ultima Shadow snickered, "she was cramping my style. Earthquake Punch!"

US slammed his fist into the ground, sending shockwaves to the alarmed Knights. All of them were thrown back (except for Masher) and fell to the ground. Ultima Shadow then formed his arms into an X shape, and dark energy surrounded them. As the Knights slowly got up, Masher faded slowly, his energy drained from his final attack.

MEANWHILE...

"The Blue Tomato!" The Chef gasped, running over.

Mario followed him, and they stood in front. Suddenly, the Blue Tomato began to change shape, and formed into a beige sphere.

"Evil Bread!" Mario shouted.

The sphere grew in size until it filled up the entire room. The Chef and Mario backed off, only to be hit by the growing bread. The doors shut behind them. They were trapped.