Author Topic: The Evil Bread (Read 113504 times)

SushieBoy · « **Reply #300 on:** June 19, 2006, 03:08:59 PM »

"It is my computer!" Shoputed a boy that stepped out of the shadows. It was a boy called Pink Lad! "now I have trapped your knights in my computer!" pink lad said. "the only way to rescue them is enter the computer and defeat my army of evil Breadoids!". Strong bad,the chef,ultima shadow,the blue toad and Hyrulian jumped into the computer to save the knights.

The Chef · « **Reply #301 on:** June 19, 2006, 04:45:24 PM »

(The Chef, Ultima Shadow and Hyrulian are the knights)

So Strong Bad ended up having to save the knights all by his lonesome. Meanwhile, the knights were trying to fight their way inside-out.

The Blue Toad · « **Reply #302 on:** June 19, 2006, 05:23:21 PM »

Actually there are five knights. Glorb, Hyrulian, The Blue Toad (me), Ultima Shadow, and you, The Chef (taking the place of Masher).

"So, what are we supposed to do now?" asked Hyrulian as he scratched his head in confusion.
"I've got it!" cried The Chef, directing his finger into the air. "We'll crawl out of this computer from the megadrive!"
"Okay!" The Blue Toad confirmed, "But, what/where is the megadrive?"

SushieBoy · « **Reply #303 on:** June 19, 2006, 06:16:11 PM »

"we can ask that virus over there for directions". Said the blue toad.

Glorb · « **Reply #304 on:** June 27, 2006, 02:28:03 PM »

Hours later, the virus was still giving them directions. "Mmm..oh, okay. You see, you go down past the CPU, enter the RAM circuit, and take a left at Route 666. Over there's a fork in the road, and you take it. Well, actually, two forks, so it's like a four-way...uh, thing, except there's three branching...uh, things. Go down past the McDonalds, and into the alley, past that place where they found that guy's body and right next to the stack of cardboard boxes, and then climb the ladder over the 7-11, then under the boarder. Just don't let the police get ya." there was more than a long silence from the Knights. "O...kay. Thanks," said Glorb. So they followed the directions, but ended up lost. Just then, it started raining!
"Quick, let's go in that haunted-looking castle for shelter!" said the Blue Toad. "You know, the one near that guy wearing the hockey mask, bloody clothes and weilding a chainsaw. So the Knights went inside...

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #305 on:** June 27, 2006, 06:29:09 PM »

Inside, they saw a huge, grey grid, with some flags on it.

"What in the- what is this?" Hyrulian gasped.

"Has anyone here seen the first Harry Potter?" Blue Toad muttered.

"Yep," Ultima Shadow replied.

"You remember the giant wizard chess set?" Blue Toad asked.

"Yeah, that pwned!" Ultima Shadow laughed. "I remember the bit when-"

"Your point?" The Chef cut across him.

"It's a giant Minesweeper game," Blue Toad muttered, awed and in horror.

Everyone gasped as the door behind them shut.

Glorb · « **Reply #306 on:** June 28, 2006, 12:24:30 PM »

"Okay, I think I know the strategy," said Glorb, stepping on a tile. "Okay, I got a two...that means I'll step on this one." Suddenly, Thousands of mines appeared, killing the Knights. Jut then, the game restarted.
"Cool, we respawned!" said Ultima Shadow. The Chef looked puzzled. "How are we supposed to win?! Everyone knows you can't win at Minesweeper." Just then, Hyrulian looked up. "I know! Anyone here seen WarGames?"

"No." said Glorb.
"No." replied US.
"Nope." said The Chef
"Uh-Uh" added Blue Toad.
"I do say, I don't believe so. Care for a spot of tea, old chap?" said Strong Bad.

"...Okay. But anyway, we can set the game to play itself!" So, using magic, or something, Hyrulian set the game to play by itself. The Knights clicked on the X just as the mines went off, killing Alternate Universe Strong Bad forever. They ran back over to the castle, where a large man, wearing a white coat, stood.

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #307 on:** June 28, 2006, 05:35:39 PM »

OOC: I've actually watched WarGames. xP

"I am... your Dentist!" the man roared.

"AAAH! No!" Ultima Shadow yelled, jumping into a plothole.

"Ultima!" Hyrulian shouted, but he was gone.

"Hey, cool," they heard his voice mutter.

"How'd you get out of the computer? Well, never mind... you're going down!" they heard Pink Lad say.

"And I'm going to rip out your teeth!" the Dentist shouted.

"What does a dentist have to do with computers?" TBT asked.

"Uh... bye!" The Dentist yelled, exploding.

"..." they ...ed in unison.

Suddenly, the Chef, Glorb, Hyrulian and the Blue Toad were warped to the most hard-to navigate place of all! THE MY DOCUMENTS FOLDER! *DUNDUNDUN*

~~~

Can Ultima Shadow beat Pink Lad? Can the rest of the Knights make it through the My Documents folder? Has Alternate Universe Strong Bad survived? Find out in the next episode of 'The Evil Bread'!

Glorb · « **Reply #308 on:** July 02, 2006, 11:59:11 AM »

Glorb looked around. "But I thought this was a... LINUX COMPUTER!" DUN DUNN DUUUUNNN!
"No it's not," replied Ultima, "It's a...MAC OSX COMPUTER!!!" DUUUUNNN DUUUUUNNN DUUUUUUNNNNNNN!!!
The Knights screamed as a giant one-button mouse began chasing them. "How much more nerd humor can we squeeze in here?" asked The Chef, out of breath. "Not a whole lot," replied The Chef's counterpart.
Suddenly, they all screeched to a halt. "You...again?" asked The Chef. "Yes, it is me, The Chef!" The Chef answered. Thinking quickly, The Chef grabbed his Hydrodynamic Spatula (with port and starboard attachments) and made mincmeat of The Chef. Sadly, it was himself! "It's okay, I'm still alive." said The Chef. The Knights all cheered, and were transported back to their gigantic trendy apartment in New York.
"Its' good to be back home." said Glorb. "Yes, back in our trendy New York apartment." said Hyrulian. Just then, something...happened!!

The Blue Toad · « **Reply #309 on:** July 02, 2006, 01:49:05 PM »

They turned into a jazz ensemble! Hyrulian suddenly had a beautiful alto saxophone, The Blue Toad was randomly equipped with a glossy trombone, Glorb was in possesion of a trumpet, Ultima Shadow had a bass cello, and The Chef was suddenly standing in front of a piano. They were also suddenly wearing black and had sunglasses on.
"Woah! We know how to play jazz now!" The Blue Toad said, stroking his new trombone.
"That's great! ...So, where exactly do we play these things?" asked Glorb as examined his trumpet curiosly.
"Where?! What are you talking about? We're in New York!" Hyrulian exclaimed.

Glorb · « **Reply #310 on:** July 03, 2006, 01:48:07 PM »

The Jazz Knights played "When the Saints Come Marching In" as the crowd cheered. "Hooray for us!" said Hyrulian. However, Glorb realized something as he looked out the window...they were on a plane! "Agh! Snakes!" screamed Ultima as a ton of snakes slithered toward them. TBT grabbed an Anti-Snake Thing and began attacking the snakes. "I want these motherf**king snakes off the motherf**king plane!" said Samuel L. Jackson. "Whoah, whoah whoah. We're getting into that nonsense thing again." said Glorb. Just then, the snakes and the plane disappeared, and the Knights were back to normal...but BACK in TIME! The Blue Toad looked at his communicator watch. On it was The Blue Toad.
The grizzled future TBT began: "Knights, there is something wrong with the space-time continuum. zombies have taken over London in the year 1888!" he said. "Yeah, I know..." began present TBT, as the Victorian-era zombies began approaching. Future Glorb butted in. "Oh, cool, that's our past selves! I remember me back then...now we've got the PlayStation 5. Ha, I can't believe we thought the PS3 was cool."

Glorb · « **Reply #311 on:** July 15, 2006, 01:30:21 PM »

C'mon, someone reply!

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #312 on:** July 15, 2006, 07:21:43 PM »

No. I absolutely will not reply! Anyway... I'm not replying, so...

A great roar came from overhead. The Knights looked upwards (all ten of them) and gasped, for the Popcorn Monster was back!

"I am back!" the Popcorn Monster yelled.

"Sort of obvious, don't you think?" Future Hyrulian muttered.

"...be quiet," a voice from behind mumbled.

Behind them stood the Darkness Hedgehog team!

"Stop introducing these ripoffs into the story, Ultima," Blue Toad groaned, glaring at US and his future self.

"He didn't introduce them, I did!" Gene Simmons shouted, and next to him was Richard Simmons, and both of their older forms.

Long story short... all of the old villains were back, as well as their older selves!

Can the Ten Knights defeat the many villains (and their older alter-egos)? Will there be a plot that will actually make sense? Who knows? We do, 'cos we rule. Find out on the next action-packed episode of Evil Bread!

Glorb · « **Reply #313 on:** July 17, 2006, 02:54:48 PM »

Future Glorb looked at the five through the monitor screen. "I know who could've caused this...Future Pirate Cowboy Seventies Glorb!" Future Hyrulian gave him a strange look. "What are you babbling about this time, Glorb?" he said. Future Glorb looked up. "I dunno!! Wee-hoo! Weee-hehehe!" he screamed, spinning in his chair. Future Hyrulian sighed testily.
Back in London, the Five were up against the zombies, the Popcorn Monster, the Darkness Whatchama whatevers, Gene Simmons, Richard Simmons, Keith Richards, Pumpernickel the Great, Ronald McDonald, your mom, Ultimate Shadow Lord, Cthulhu, Hello Kitty, no tea, a thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is, a really whiz-bang PC, an Exploding barrel, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, Napolean Dynamite, Maddox, some phlegm, a partridge in a pear tree and my parents, Sinead O'Connor and Clint Eastwood.

The Blue Toad · « **Reply #314 on:** July 17, 2006, 03:14:22 PM »

"Wha? ...Wha??!" Pumpernickel murmured to himself as he looked around in a confused state at all the strange new villains. "Hey!" he cried, "All of you need to leave! I'm the real arch rival here!"
"Hey, you!" Richard Simmons cried, "I think you need to work off that anger!"
"What?! NO! Let me kill these knights, not you!" Pumpernickel ordered.
"Omigosh, shut up! We're all in this together ya @!#$!@!" Hello Kitty replied.
"Yeah, GOSH!" said Napolean Dynamite.
"Being the only villain here who makes sense, I believe I should work alone!" said the very smooth Pumpnickel.
"Hey, I make sense," spoke an offended Ultimate Shadow Lord.
"No you don't be quiet," Pumpernickel quickly responded.
"You know what?" cried Gene Simmons, "I wanna rock and roll all night! And party, every day!"
"YEAH!" all the villains (save Pumpernickel) cried.
"I say, if this "Lord Pumpernickel" wants to work alone, we let him!" cried Ronald McDonald.
"Yeah! Send him to the depths!" said(?) the Exploding Barrel.
"What?" Pumpernickel said as he hastily flew up into the air, his black cape bellowing behind him. "Hold on, now... lets not act without thinking, here..."
"ATTACK THAT !@##!!" cried Hello Kitty. With this, a raging wave of villains all attacked Lord Pumpernickel, sending him flying down to the earth in a flurry of fists.
"No!" Pumpernickel cried, reaching for his sword only to find his hand suddenly pecked at by a partridge, which was once in a pear tree. "NOOOO!!!"
Finding all the villains now distracted, the knights made a run for it!