Author Topic: The Evil Bread (Read 111152 times)

Glorb · « **Reply #225 on:** February 02, 2006, 09:08:24 AM »

Glorb was suddenly dressed as a Hula dancer! "What the heck?" said Glorb. "Maybe we should stop messing with the space-time continuum." suggested LZR. "Never!" said Hula Glorb. The Five went over the the dueling priests, but they couldn't stop them. So LZR bonked one on the head with his guitar. "Another mission accomplished!" he said. Just as Glorb recovered the ancient Aztec comic book "Aqaqzletqa Qwqzequqla", they were whisked away to the year 1776, where the Declaration of Independence was being written...but one of the papers was a bomb!! But which one? The Knights rushed to the Founding Fathers' aid...

The Blue Toad · « **Reply #226 on:** February 02, 2006, 06:12:24 PM »

They looked at all the papers scattered everywhere, wondering which one was a bomb.
"What in the world are you?" asked Geroge Washington from behind.
"Hey, look you guys, it's George Washington!" said LZR.
"Oh, yeah! This is pretty cool," Masher replied.
"I'm still confused here, and my question has not been - OW!!!" cried George Washington, reaching for his mouth.
"What's wrong?!" all the knights cried at once.
"Nothing, nothing.... I just got a sliver in my gum from these darned wooden teeth..... but, what are you five doing here?!" asked Georgey inpatiently.
"WE're here to rescue you and the other framers!" said The Blue Toad.
"Rescue us???" said George Washington, "from what?"

Glorb · « **Reply #227 on:** February 03, 2006, 09:54:50 AM »

"From a bomb!" said Glorb, taking off his Aztec hula dress. "What in heavens' name is a -" said George, just as a Terminator army blew through the wall! "What is this?" he asked, this time pulling out an MM-12 40mm rotary grenade launcher. As Glorb, the resident weapons expert, wondered where George could've gotten that in 1776, an HK (Hunter-Killer) tank droid plowed through the building, searching for George, who blew it up with a well-placed grenade shot. Just then, Paul Revere, aided by Butch Cassidy and Attila the Hun, rode by, warning that the Terminators were invading. "What is going on?" asked Glorb.

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #228 on:** February 05, 2006, 03:29:32 AM »

"I don't know, but if-" Luigi Simpson paused, and no-one knew why- until they saw the arrow sticking out of his chest.

"No!" LZR roared.

Suddenly, a black flame consumed LS. A loud roar emanted from the blaze, and, then, the flames died down. Blue Toad, Glorb, Masher and LZR looked at the place where the flames had been.

Luigi Simpson stood there, his armor looking stronger than ever. However, now, several large spikes were protruding from his back.

"Hey?" Glorb asked cautiously. "Are you okay?"

LS shrugged. "Yeah, I suppose so. But- what's happened to my armor?"

Everyone shrugged.

"So, LS-" Blue Toad began.

"Who the dukar is LS?" LS said. "I'm US. Ultima Shadow."

"Oookay... maybe we should keep battling?" LZR suggested, and they did.

Glorb · « **Reply #229 on:** February 05, 2006, 10:43:48 AM »

"So why did you change your name?" asked Masher. Ultima Shadow was about to reply, when Glorb cut him short. "You see, our friend, Luigi Simpson, has now reached puberty, and is now a killing machine." he said. Just then, a Terminator sneaked up behind US, but it was quickly dispatched when it was impaled on one of US's spikes. "Wow, cool!" said LZR. "Actually, that wasn't on purpose" replied US. But just then, Glorb was hit by a bolt of lightning! A huge sphere engulfed him, and then it exploded! He emerged not as Glorb, but as...well, he was still Glorb. But the effect was cool.

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #230 on:** February 05, 2006, 11:10:47 PM »

"Uh... no, I just got hit in the chest by an arrow that by all means should've killed me. Nothing major like that or anything." Ultima Shadow told them.

Glorb · « **Reply #231 on:** February 07, 2006, 04:05:06 PM »

Just then, a time warp opened up, and a Terminator stepped through. "Quick! If we jump in, we'll go back to the past!" said Glorb. "What?" asked Masher, although he only got out "Whaaaggh!" as they were transported to the year 2005 A.D., where they met a young fellow. LZR was about to ask him where they were, but it turns out that it was Luigi Simpson! Ultima Shadow, upon meeting his younger self, immediately became his own grandfather, and the universe turned inside-out!

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #232 on:** February 09, 2006, 01:33:58 AM »

"Wait a minute. This is becoming-" Ultima Shadow began, but he paused suddenly.

"Uh..." he muttered.

Everyone looked at Ultima Shadow- suddenly, he let out an unearthly roar, and black flames erupted around him.

"Pfft... DBZ ripoff." Glorb commented.

US roared once again- his eyes went from hazel to a blood-red colour, and he dashed at Blue Toad, punching him hard.

"My name is Ultimate Shadow Lord!" he bellowed. "I shall destroy you all, and my Shadow Clones will rule!"

A wormhole appeared, and out of it came Darkness the Hedgehog, Wings the Fox, and Scythe the Echidna.

"Shadow Clones, ATTACK!" he yelled, and USL and his clones rushed at the Four.

Glorb · « **Reply #233 on:** February 09, 2006, 08:35:50 AM »

Glorb snorted heartily at the Sonic character rip-offs. Rummaging through his Glorbanthian Portable Crap Drawer, he found...Pink Glorb's Kill-You-5-Times Noodle! Put it was no ordinary Kill-You-5-Times Noodle - it was a die-cut, mirror-cast, double-sided, super-ultra-limited-edition Kill-You-5-Times Noodle! Glorb set the Noodle's dial to 3, and flung it at each of the creatures. He had destroyed the Clones, with 2 Kills to spare! But USL ran towards him, knocking him out. Just then, a voice called out. "Not so fast!" it said. It was Pink Glorb, Red Toad, Evil Masher, Aerosmithrocks and Suigi Limpson! The Fake Five and the Four Knights attacked USL in unison, but to no avail...but just then, another wormhole opened...one from the Video Game Dimension!

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #234 on:** February 09, 2006, 11:44:29 PM »

"That was my plan all along, foolish Four! Now, begone into the world of games! I cast thee!" USL shouted, shoving the remaining four into the wormhole.

Suddenly, they fell out... it was the exploding ship from Zero Wing!

"What happen?" the Captain asked.

"Someone has set us up the bomb." the Technician informed him.

"Wait... I know this part... we get signal!" Glorb exclaimed.

"Main screen turn on." the Captain ordered.

A figure zoomed into view... it was none other than Michael Jackson!

"How are you gentlemen?" MJ asked, as everyone gasped.

Masher101 · « **Reply #235 on:** February 10, 2006, 10:52:05 PM »

WOAH!!! man... while I was gone... this thread changed like crazy! time to do some POSTING!

"No..." Says the captain sarcasticly. "well uh... do you-" MJ says before being cut off by: *transmision lost...*
"Ughh... I think this is crazy enough!" says masher as sudenly the world starts colasping.

"GNIEID SI DLROW EHT !DOG YM HO" shouts Glorb in a freeky language.
"TAHW?!" asks LZR. "!!EID ANOG LLA ERA EW" Screams TBT as the world around them slowly turns inside out...

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #236 on:** February 10, 2006, 11:20:00 PM »

Suddenly, Mew from Pokemon appeared.

"Ooh! A Pokemon! Misty, go!" Ash shouted, throwing Misty at Mew, but missing and hitting Masher.

"This is weird!" said Masher, who was now a pile of buttery mashed potatoes.

"I'll save the day!" Superman yelled, ramming into the floor.

"My m1nd hur75!!1111!11!!!!!1!" Glorb exclaimed, his speech turned into leet.

Another wormhole opened, and Barney reappeared!

"Oh, no..." Blue Toad said to LZR, who was floating around singing the Canadian National Anthem.

"I love you, you love me, we're a happy family!" Barney yelled.

Behind him came the four Teletubbies, until Homer bit the aerial off one, causing it to swear in various languages.

"This is turning into Mario Nonsense!" Sonic shouted while battling his nemesis, none other than Dr. Evo Broccoliman.

"It's the apocalypse!" Blue Toad yelled, as he was turned into an alarm clock.

"It's tasty!" Homer bellowed.

Homer had taken a bite out of the fabric of space and time, causing a rift. Everything got sucked in, and, suddenly, Glorb, LZR, Blue Toad and Masher fell. Opening their eyes, they saw...

Ambulance Y · « **Reply #237 on:** February 10, 2006, 11:33:42 PM »

nothing.

Masher101 · « **Reply #238 on:** February 10, 2006, 11:36:12 PM »

Absolutely Nothing

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #239 on:** February 10, 2006, 11:51:00 PM »

"Yay." LZR said, when, suddenly, he grew pointy ears.

"Cool ears." Masher commented.

"A name change is in order! Now I'm known as... Hyrulian!" LZR yelled.

"Cool." Blue Toad muttered.

"I'm hungry..." whined Homer.

"Homer's joined us! Awesome!" Glorb laughed.

"Hmph. Pests. I almost destroy the universe, yet you still persist on stopping me? You should stop trying." a voice said from above.

To their surprise, Ultimate Shadow Lord descended.

"Back, you traitor?" Blue Toad hissed.

USL boomed with laughter.

"Why would I return to the five when I already have all I desire?" he said scathingly.

"What?" Hyrulian exclaimed.

"D'oh!" Homer cursed.

"All you have fought for has been lost. Can't you see? Armageddon has come and gone! You have lost, and are forever confined to this white wasteland! All your friends have been killed... yet you continue to fight? Sickening."

"Sickening? Us? You betrayed us!" Glorb bellowed.

"True," USL laughed. "But, I'd rather be evil than dead. Ultima Finisher!"

In a flash of white light, USL rushed forward, smashing all five into the ground.

"You cannot win! Raging Flame!" USL roared.

A raging fire rushed at the five, and they all jumped away.

"Insects! Bow before my power! EXPLODER 3!" USL bellowed, clapping his hands together as an explosion eminated, rushing towards the five.

It hit all of them hard, sending them reeling.

"Ugh... we must fight back!" Blue Toad said weakly.

"I will never let you escape." USL snarled.

"Too chicken? Let us fight you fairly!" Glorb asked defiantly.

"You are not worthy of my time... my kingdom shall defeat you."

He opened a portal, and jumped through- the remaining Five followed him, knowing that their friend was beyond saving.