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« Reply #180 on: January 13, 2006, 10:40:03 PM »
"uhh guys?! I just relized that we are in a stone purple dinasour that sings about loveing people, is that bad?!" Masher said "naw, we're just having a creepy time, it happens to everybody" L. Simpson said
« Last Edit: January 13, 2006, 10:41:56 PM by Masher101 »
Wheee...

« Reply #181 on: January 13, 2006, 10:42:42 PM »
Suddenly, they were spat out- Barney was revived, and his purple was now a dangerous blue. They gasped.

The purple dinosaur charged at them again, and Masher immobilised him with psychic power.

"I can't hold him for long!" Masher muttered, and Blue Toad leapt forward, attacking brutally. However, his axe broke!

Next to strike was Glorb, slicing with his Light Saber, which barely did any damage, but still managed to knock him back.

Then, LZR made a loud sound with his guitar, knocking Barney to the ground.

Luigi Simpson ran forward, preparing to finish Barney off with his sword, when suddenly, Barney grabbed him in a bearhug- Masher had run out of power, and fallen unconscious.

"Give me a hug!" Barney cried, and Luigi Simpson felt his arm break- he lazily lifted up another arm, and blasted Barney in the mouth with his blaster.

The demonic dino finally fell, making a loud boom. Luigi Simpson landed, collapsing.

"His arm's really bad," Glorb informed them. He turned to Blue Toad.

"You don't have any weapons- maybe you should take Masher and Luigi Simpson back to the town."

He nodded, helping Luigi Simpson up and carrying Masher over his shoulder.

LZR and Glorb looked ahead, took a deep breath, and decided to continue.
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

Ambulance Y

  • raewrednu
« Reply #182 on: January 13, 2006, 10:45:19 PM »
Luigi Simpson, The Blue Toad, and Masher stopped in a bar on the way to the town. They sat down on the bar stools and each ordered a warm milk. The Blue Toad stared at the strange beast sitting next to them. It was Luepoftior! They had a bone to pick with him!
Edward has always dreamed of becoming a female monkey.

« Reply #183 on: January 13, 2006, 10:49:00 PM »
Sudenly Masher awoke and lept up from his chair screeming random things "OH MY GOD? HOW DID YOU DIE LUIGI?? AM I BACK HOME?! WHere am i....." then masher colapsed on the floor. The frog stared at him, and stuck out his tonge and... Gulp, ate masher in one big GULP!
Wheee...

« Reply #184 on: January 13, 2006, 10:51:15 PM »
"That evil frog!" Blue Toad gasped, who ran into the frogs mouth after Masher. However, Luigi Simpson was playing pool, and was winning easily, because he was on a sugar high from drinking and eating waaaaaaaaay too much chocolate and chocolate flavoured stuff.
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

« Reply #185 on: January 13, 2006, 10:52:55 PM »
The Blue Toad moved past all the organs and gross stuff, and grabbed Masher around the collar, desperately pulling him out of the evil frog.  Once he was out he confronted him.

"Tell me, frog," he said, "why did you try to kill us?!  The Five Knights?!"

Oh how he wished he still had his Emerald Axe. 
Maybe there is more to me than there is to me...

Ambulance Y

  • raewrednu
« Reply #186 on: January 13, 2006, 10:54:21 PM »
The bartender brought past a mop  to clean up the cartilege and blood and bodily fluids and started mopping it up, he said, "you think you see it all in the bartending buisiness...but..."

Edward has always dreamed of becoming a female monkey.

« Reply #187 on: January 13, 2006, 10:57:46 PM »
The evil frog croaked a laugh.

"Fools!" he said.  "I am the dark enemy that is consuming the earth, it is I!!!  I simply hoped that you five would be killed as I had hoped by my hench-barney...but he failed me..."

"Wait..." said The Blue Toad, "Why didn't you just kill us when you had the chance?"

"Because," said the evil frog, "Er.....I had.....my mom.......you see........uh.....SHUT UP!" 

"I'll shut YOU up!" said The Blue Toad, "Come on guys, CHARRRGE!"  The Blue Toad took out his plain, steel axe as Masher followed behind him, weilding his powerful mind abilities.  Luigi Simpson was a little busy at the moment eating M&Ms.
Maybe there is more to me than there is to me...

« Reply #188 on: January 13, 2006, 11:00:48 PM »
"Pokemon! Pokemon! Gotta catch em all!" Luigi Simpson sang, as he and two other people were playing Galaga on an arcade machine.

"Uh... what are you doing?" Blue Toad asked. "We gotta fight!"

"Ooh! It's one of those Mageseses! Gotta catch it! Go, Pikakacu!" Luigi Simpson yelled, as he flung himself against a wall.

"He's only on a sugar high," a female voice said.

Blue Toad turned around- to his surprise, it was...
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

« Reply #189 on: January 13, 2006, 11:02:36 PM »
It was peach, and... Wario?! "uh wario, what are you doing with peach?!" Masher asked quickly "Oh we're just dating" peach said "What?!" I was confused. But then...
Wheee...

Ambulance Y

  • raewrednu
« Reply #190 on: January 13, 2006, 11:05:50 PM »
Luigi was throwing a glass of milk at Luepoftior's face, thinking that would help...but suprisingly it did! He was lactose-intolerant.

"Hey!" Peach said, "you guy's have to go save Ledzeppelinrocks and Glorb!"

"How dy'a kn-"

"It was on the sitcom 'Glorb's Heaven! Now go!" Peach screeched.

"Thank God for primetime!" The Blue Toad said as they left.
Edward has always dreamed of becoming a female monkey.

« Reply #191 on: January 13, 2006, 11:07:41 PM »
Not before long, Masher, TBT, and Luigi Simpson had arrived back at the Temple of the Five.  Luckily, they had already gotten through most of the traps and puzzles, so it dind't take long for them to find the place where Barney's corpse lay.  Inside the mouth they went!
Maybe there is more to me than there is to me...

« Reply #192 on: January 13, 2006, 11:11:00 PM »
"I had a friend called Barry. He was a good friend of mine. He dropped around for coffee. He did it all the time!" Luigi Simpson sang, which was really beginning to annoy Blue Toad.

"No, Barry, no, Barry, I'm not gonna give you any money, Barry,
No, Barry, no, Barry, I'm not gonna give you any money, Barry."

Blue Toad swore at Luigi Simpson, and then, in front of him, there was a female forum member; it was...
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

« Reply #193 on: January 13, 2006, 11:13:46 PM »
(Someone needs to inform a female forum member about this story..... and i want my emerald axe back) :-(
Maybe there is more to me than there is to me...

Ambulance Y

  • raewrednu
« Reply #194 on: January 13, 2006, 11:19:09 PM »
"I had a friend called Barry. He was a good friend of mine. He dropped around for coffee. He did it all the time!" Luigi Simpson sang, which was really beginning to annoy Blue Toad.

"No, Barry, no, Barry, I'm not gonna give you any money, Barry,
No, Barry, no, Barry, I'm not gonna give you any money, Barry."

Blue Toad swore at Luigi Simpson, and then, in front of him, there was a female forum member; it was...

Khold!

"What are you doing here," they all said at the same time.

"Well, we're looking for the ones they call Ledzeppelinrocks and Glorb," The Blue Toad explained cluctching his emerald axe.

"Oh, them. They're further down the road." She said.

"Well, we're not going any further if you don't tell us why you're here," the Blue Toad said.

"I'm here because...
Edward has always dreamed of becoming a female monkey.

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