Author Topic: The Evil Bread (Read 111135 times)

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #135 on:** January 13, 2006, 07:25:46 PM »

Then, suddenly, all of the Breadites died, and the Fellowship sat down to watch Glorb's show.

"Thanks, Glorb!" the trio said, as they laughed at the show.

However, unknown to Glorb, the money had gone to the fellowship, and they were all rich- LZR bought Led Zeppelin, the Blue Toad bought a golden axe, and Luigi Simpson gathered a private army of bananas. Suddenly, Glorb was revived, and he bought more light sabers, until, one day, the evil clones came back, except they were twice as powerful!

The Blue Toad · « **Reply #136 on:** January 13, 2006, 08:10:35 PM »

"This has gone on long enough!" said the Blue Toad, his golden axe gleaming in the sunlight.

"...There are.... There are too many!" said LZR as he looked at all the evil guys ready to attack! "We must go in search of a shelter, and quickly!"

The four of them all got up and began running, trying to find shelter from the great shadow behind them. They all found no good place to hide, but instead stumbled upon a great, quick-flowing river! The water foamed white as the great water rushed by, splashing over jagged rocks that jutted out from the enormous stream like Goomba teeth.

"What now?" asked Luigi Simpson. The evil clones were gaining!

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #137 on:** January 13, 2006, 08:15:29 PM »

A light descended from the sky- and Glorb came down, playing a harp and with wings!

"Glorb?" Luigi Simpson muttered.

"Ahaha! You're wearing a dress!" Blue Toad laughed.

Glorb scowled. "It's a robe!"

He grabbed the trio, and flew them out of the way, and behind the clones.

His wings disappeared, and his robes turned into normal clothes- his harp was now twin light sabers.

Blue Toad got into a combat pose, and Ledzeppelinrocks prepared to attack with his guitar. Luigi Simpson activated his armor, and they all looked at each other, grinning.

"Let's rumble!" they yelled, leaping into the fight.

The Blue Toad · « **Reply #138 on:** January 13, 2006, 08:23:40 PM »

Luigi Simpson brought out his signature Banana Sword as slashed into a few of the clones, casting their downfall! Glorb zipped in and out of the battle, his duel lightsabors making those cool noises! The Blue Toad swung his golden axe through the air, taking down many clones at a time! LZR strung a string on his guitar, sending an immense sonic wave bashing into the evil clones and sending them flying. They had defeated all the clones!

But....

And evil laughter suddenly struck them from behind. They all quickly turned around, waepons still at hand. Hovering above the water, was a new villain. His name was; Puppernickel the Great. He was a tall, broad looking fellow, with horns sticking from his head. The thing was, he was made eniterely of puppernickel!

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #139 on:** January 13, 2006, 08:29:02 PM »

Blue Toad gasped, because he was allergic to puppernickel (jk).
Luigi Simpson gasped, because he'd forgot what puppernickel was.
Ledzeppelinrocks gasped, because he had left his CD player on.
Glorb gasped, because everyone else was.
The baby gasped, because it was choking on a toy part.

Ambulance Y · « **Reply #140 on:** January 13, 2006, 08:42:15 PM »

Pumpernickel the Great boomed a great laughter and said, "Bow down before me! I have stolen all of your most precious posessions."

"From The Blue Toad I've stolen a large collection of axeheads!" he said

"NOOO!!!" The Blue Toad screamed.

"From Luigi Simpson I have stolen a banana smoothie maker!" he said again.

AHHHH!!!" Luigi Simpson screeched.

"From Ledzeppelinrocks I have stolen the Led Zeppelin CD 'The Song Remains the Same'!" said Pumpernickel.

"YOU MONSTER!!!" Ledzeppelinrocks cried.

"And from Glorb, I've stolen nothing!" Pumpernickel the Great screamed

"AHHHHHHHHH...um...never mind, that's not so bad," Glorb said

"I've placed them each throughout the Woods of Sorrow, but mark my words, if you wander off from the rest, you will lose your way forever."

"Why are you giving us hints, your the bad guy," Ledzeppelinrocks said.

"Ughh...I'm giving you help, the least you could say is thank you." Pumpernickel sighed.

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #141 on:** January 13, 2006, 08:48:32 PM »

"Thank you. By the way, that wasn't my smoothie maker. Using live bananas for nourishment... that's just wrong. I'd rather be a cannibal!" Luigi Simpson yelled, outraged.

Ambulance Y · « **Reply #142 on:** January 13, 2006, 08:51:15 PM »

"Ugh...whatever, Glorb can have it, just start your journey in the woods, young fools!" Pumpernickel the Great boomed as the four heroes took their first steps into the Woods of Sorrow to search for the lost objects.

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #143 on:** January 13, 2006, 08:56:00 PM »

The trio plus one journeyed through the forest.

"Hey, my axe head!" Blue Toad yelled, but then he was attacked by a group of smileys!

+Flashback+

:'( :'( :'(
:'( x_x :'(

^ Mourning smileys

+End Flashback+

"You killed our friend!" the smileys yelled.

"There must've been a mistake," LS said.

Blue Toad nodded.

"Oh, sorry, we're just angry and hyper. We'll join you in your quest to find that CD and the smoothie maker!" they smiled as one.

Ambulance Y · « **Reply #144 on:** January 13, 2006, 08:58:47 PM »

They kept on creeping forward, and after a few hours of desperate searching Glorb walked off the trail away from the three others, thinking he saw a penny.

"NOOO!!!" They all three screamed.

He disapeared into midair. Glorb was lost in the Woods of Sorrow.

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #145 on:** January 13, 2006, 09:01:34 PM »

The smileys began to cry again, and the remaining trio began to comfort them- until, Luigi Simpson, too, disappeared.

"AAAAH!" Luigi Simpson yelled, until he landed on a giant mattress.

He got off the mattress, and saw a huge door- which Glorb was trying to open.

"Hey, Glorb, what's happening? Who brought us here?" he asked.

Glorb shrugged. "I think it might've been that evil scientist over there."

Meanwhile, Ledzeppelinrocks, Blue Toad and the smiley band were faced with a giant dinosaur! *Gasp*

Ambulance Y · « **Reply #146 on:** January 13, 2006, 09:06:07 PM »

Ledzeppelinrocks sighed and pulled out his rigidly awesome guitar, while The Blue Toad pulled out his stellar and legendary axe. The Blue Toad began chopping away at the dinosaur's ankles, while LZR played an intriquite lullabye to drift the dinosaur into a deep sleep, after which he began slicing the dino's head open with the fretboard of his giant guitar.

The Blue Toad · « **Reply #147 on:** January 13, 2006, 09:07:48 PM »

"Where's the Luigi Simpson and Glorb?!?" asked The Blue Toad as he took a bight of dinasaur.

"I don't know!" cried LZR, spitting out a bone to the forest ground.

"You have all seperated!" cried the smileys, "If you want to see them again, you must seprate as well!"

LZR and TBT did as the Smileys said (for afterall, being so happy in the Woods of Sorrow, they probably knew a lot more about this place than meets the eye).

Ambulance Y · « **Reply #148 on:** January 13, 2006, 09:11:06 PM »

TBT and LZR found themselves flying through the air until they finally landed on the strange giant matress in front of the huge door that Glorb, Luigi Simpson, and a weird mad scientist were trying to budge open.

"Your here!" the two yelled.

"Yeah," LZR sighed, "but who's the mad scientist?"

The Blue Toad · « **Reply #149 on:** January 13, 2006, 09:13:00 PM »

"Some know me as Professor Elvin Gadd," he said. "I was doing a report on ghosts in this very forest, when I suddenly vanished and landed here! I've been trapped here ever since... This door is simply too heavy to budge!"