Author Topic: The Evil Bread (Read 111132 times)

Ambulance Y · « **Reply #120 on:** January 12, 2006, 08:20:46 PM »

The Fungi Fighters (all the good guys from TMK) began fighting off a giant Breadite army, The Blue Toad using his axe, Luigi Simpson using banana boomerangs (don't ask), Glorb using dual lightsabers, and LZR using his giant gibson electric guitar.

The Blue Toad · « **Reply #121 on:** January 12, 2006, 08:57:33 PM »

And so they all became, the Fellowship of TMK!!!

Ambulance Y · « **Reply #122 on:** January 12, 2006, 09:04:54 PM »

Thus began The Great Bread War, and the alliances were as follows: The Fellowship of TMK and Mario's Army were allies, while the Breadite Republic and Koopafederacy were allies against the TMK'ers.

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #123 on:** January 12, 2006, 10:01:34 PM »

Then, suddenly, Luigi Simpson put away his Banana Boomerangs, and blowed a horn that was yellow- and the Bananarmy came to help them, and he activated his armor, small katanas coming out of the side of his gloves.

"Bring it, Breadites!" he bellowed, jumping back into the battle.

The Blue Toad · « **Reply #124 on:** January 13, 2006, 05:53:41 PM »

"Rahhhh!" cired The Blue Toad, his axe held in both hands and his legs spread apart, reading for the enemy. "Let them come!"

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #125 on:** January 13, 2006, 05:55:38 PM »

Suddenly, the Bananas threw themselves at the Morlocks, causing the Morlocks to die and the Bananas to explode, and everyone ate banana splits, recharging them completely!

Ambulance Y · « **Reply #126 on:** January 13, 2006, 06:30:16 PM »

LZR charged to a huge breadite with his guitar-axe, but as he ran, another breadite came up behind him slashed him in the head. Luigi Simpson ran to him, and realized, that ledzeppelinrocks was DEAD!

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #127 on:** January 13, 2006, 06:32:28 PM »

"Noo!" Luigi Simpson yelled, immediately killing the Breadite. The heroes, remembering LZR's death, fought twice as hard, and beat them easily. LZR's funeral was held in the morning, and the service was held by every member of Led Zeppelin.

Ambulance Y · « **Reply #128 on:** January 13, 2006, 06:44:54 PM »

The members of the Fellowship of TMK each said a few words, and the Mushroom Kingdom Caterers were catering the sad, sad event, but suddenly, Breadethius, the leader of the Breadites, charged in and screamed, "Give me the corpse!"

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #129 on:** January 13, 2006, 06:51:29 PM »

Then Luigi Simpson, Glorb and Blue Toad stood in front of Breadethius, ready for battle, until Breadthius stretched an arm, and grabbed Luigi Simpson, absorbing him! Suddenly, Breadethius gained super strong armor, and twin katanas spreading out of his arms!

Glorb and Blue Toad gasped.

"I have absorbed the power of your friend! You are doomed!" Brethigi Simpson yelled, jumping at them.

Ambulance Y · « **Reply #130 on:** January 13, 2006, 06:55:13 PM »

But he drew the weapons back in, and said, "Nevermind. I don't want the corpse." So, the Fellowship sat back down, shruging there shoulders, and then someone in the front screamed, "THE CORPSE IS GONE!". Luigi Simpson realized that one of his minions must have stolen the corpse when the attention was on Breadethius. His face filled with vengance, and he said to Glorb and The Blue Toad, "Let's roll."

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #131 on:** January 13, 2006, 06:57:43 PM »

Then, Glorb exclaimed, "But you're dead! I saw you die!"

Luigi Simpson nodded. "I'm a ghost. I can still return to my normal form, but only by defeating the person that killed me."

Blue Toad gasped even louder. "That means... Ledzeppelinrocks is alive. Maybe he can help your revival!"

They hi-fived, except for Luigi Simpon, who wasn't solid.

"Need any help, guys?" a voice from behind them said, laughing.

They gasped. It was...

Glorb · « **Reply #132 on:** January 13, 2006, 07:01:36 PM »

Glorb! He put away his dual lightsabers and pulled out his trusty Desert Eagle, and blew off the head of a Morlock, but his head came crashing down on him, and Glorb soon realized he was DEAD! His funeral was attended by all the members of that band that did "Rock Lobster".

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #133 on:** January 13, 2006, 07:05:50 PM »

Blue Toad cried, knowing that three of his greatest friends had died. Ledzeppelinrocks was alive, however, but missing, and Luigi Simpson couldn't be revived unless Breadethius was killed, making him useless in battle.

"I've got to go this one alone," he said confidently, running out towards the castle of Breadethius, when suddenly, he was encountered by Ledzeppelinrocks.

"LZR!" Blue Toad exclaimed, but, to his surprise, Led attacked him, knocking him onto his back.

"You've been brainwashed!" Blue Toad yelled, shocked.

"By me."

Blue Toad could only watch in horror as Breadethius descended from the sky, sneering.

"This is for my friends!" Blue Toad bellowed loudly, as he charged the villain, and his friend.

Glorb · « **Reply #134 on:** January 13, 2006, 07:20:30 PM »

Meanwhile, in Heaven, Glorb proclaimed to God, "Dagnabbit, I'm just itchin' to kick that Breadethius in the family jewels". So Glorb kicked Breadethius in the family jewels. The Blue Toad and one of the non-evil Breadites cheered, and, despite the fact that it didn't make any sense, LZR and Luigi Simpson came back to life. Glorb didn't however, and this really PO'ed him; however, he was no longer PO'ed when he realized that he could start a sitcom called "Glorb's Heaven", where his crazy neighbor St. Peter always tries to one-up him with his crazy get-rich-quick schemes.