Author Topic: The Evil Bread (Read 111130 times)

Ambulance Y · « **Reply #90 on:** January 05, 2006, 04:00:18 PM »

But Link joined in, slashing the fake Luigi Simpson in the chest.

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #91 on:** January 05, 2006, 04:06:38 PM »

Then everyone rejoiced, and suddenly realised they were hungry, so they started devouring the doughy body of Master Bread Hand.

Ambulance Y · « **Reply #92 on:** January 06, 2006, 04:24:28 PM »

But everyone's joy ended as Snorlax waddled into the room and ate the entire bread piece.

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #93 on:** January 06, 2006, 04:35:51 PM »

"A Snorlax?" Luigi Simpson exclaimed. "Haven't caught one of those! Go, Eevee!" he yelled, as Blue Toad sent out Wortortle.

Ambulance Y · « **Reply #94 on:** January 06, 2006, 09:35:49 PM »

But Link jumped up and impaled Eevee on his sword, and shouted "Let's not bring Pokemon into this!"

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #95 on:** January 06, 2006, 09:49:21 PM »

Then Luigi Simpson kicked Link out of the story, exclaiming that this was meant to be a bread story, and suddenly, Luigi Simpson revived Eevee and returned her to her Pokeball.

Ambulance Y · « **Reply #96 on:** January 06, 2006, 09:56:26 PM »

Zelda rushes into the room saying, "I just had the weirdest thought that, somewhere, somehow, a member of a Mario forum kicked Link out of the folds of the universe because of a Pokemon dispute...wait...it was you!"

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #97 on:** January 06, 2006, 10:00:15 PM »

Then, suddenly, Ganondorf kidnapped Zelda, and because Link wasn't around to save her, she stayed there.

Ambulance Y · « **Reply #98 on:** January 06, 2006, 10:01:33 PM »

Yet, there was still the matter of Snorlax, so Luigi Simpson threw out his Eevee again.

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #99 on:** January 06, 2006, 10:03:20 PM »

Luigi Simpson, however, withdrew Eevee, and borrowed Blue Toad's axe, and he cut Snorlax to bits, and everyone had fried Snorlax that night. (...yuk...)

Ambulance Y · « **Reply #100 on:** January 06, 2006, 10:08:23 PM »

After the feast of fried Snorlax, all were stuffed, and Mario rose and said, "Tonight, we have seen a true hero rise and make his mark on the Mushroom Kingdom's embassy...no, not Luigi Simpson...the Mushroom City Catering Co. for frying the Snorlax!"

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #101 on:** January 06, 2006, 10:24:02 PM »

Blue Toad laughed, and Luigi Simpson saluted, exclaiming, "They're the real heroes in this adventure! Forget Then, who sacrificed his life for me and Blue Toad here, but remember the Mushroom City Caterers!"

Glorb · « **Reply #102 on:** January 07, 2006, 09:59:58 AM »

Then Pious Smiling, a.k.a Fake Luigi Simpson, used his magical anagramming wand and transformed The Blue Toad and Glorb into Double Theta and Blorg!

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #103 on:** January 07, 2006, 05:11:43 PM »

Then, Luigi Simpson freed Link, and, together, they killed Pious Smiling, and threw his carcass out the window of Anti-anagramming wand effects, and Blorg and Double Theta transformed back into Glorb and Blue Toad- except, the wrong way around!

Ambulance Y · « **Reply #104 on:** January 07, 2006, 08:35:47 PM »

Then, Ledzeppelinrocks ran into the room, looking for some fighting action, only to find Pious Smiling was dead, and he dejectedly kicked the ground.