Author Topic: The Evil Bread (Read 113528 times)

The Blue Toad · « **Reply #195 on:** January 13, 2006, 11:25:21 PM »

(Haha, thanks!)

...because I was sent here by the great Queen Sapphira. We have heard tale of strange doings over here in this ancient temple, and she sent me, her royal assistant, to check it out... And all I've seem to have found is a blue toad in a green cloak, a person in strange sapphire armor, and a lad with a unique mind ability...."

The Blue Toad, Masher, and Luigi Simpson explained to Khold what had happened, and how they were now simply looking for LZR and Glorb so they may move on to their next mission.

Masher101 · « **Reply #196 on:** January 13, 2006, 11:30:22 PM »

Sudenly, the tunnel started shakeing... and green looking goo flooded the place very quick, and with the green goo, came LZR, and Glorb

Ambulance Y · « **Reply #197 on:** January 13, 2006, 11:35:31 PM »

It flooded them out of the temple, for it must have been of fate. Khold bid them farwell, as she said she was to return to Queen Sapphira and Pt. Peach.

The Five stood there, wondering what to next. After a minute or two of scilence, Luigi Simpson yelled to Khold, "Hey wait up!"

The Blue Toad · « **Reply #198 on:** January 13, 2006, 11:39:42 PM »

"What is it?" she asked as she turned to face them.

"Maybe we could come with you?" asked Ledzeppelinrocks. The other four Knights seemed to have no arguement against this.

"And why would you want to follow me?" Khold asked.

"We five are born for adventure!" said Masher.

"Yes! And perhaps you queen will give us some sort of task that may apply to this?" asked Luigi Simpson.

Khold looked hesistant for a moment and then replied with, "Well.........."

Masher101 · « **Reply #199 on:** January 14, 2006, 10:43:29 AM »

"Well... You could help guard our kingdom from the evil attacks" She explained

"from what evil attacks?" LZR asked

"oh all kinds, you will have to be lengendary to guard our castle"

The knights hesitated, until Masher said, "I think we should help"

"Yeah" they all agreed

The Blue Toad · « **Reply #200 on:** January 14, 2006, 10:50:46 AM »

"So, what is this darkness that attacks your castle?" asked Masher as the six of them continued their walk to Queen Sapphira's castle.

"It is a strange being who comes from the Evil Bread Army... He seems to call himself... Lord Puppernickel the Great, or something like that," Khold replied.

They all gasped.

"He's back..." said The Blue Toad.

(Post 200!)

Ambulance Y · « **Reply #201 on:** January 14, 2006, 06:30:57 PM »

After a few hours of walking, they arrived at Sapphira's Palace.

It was a giant civilization surrounded by a giant brick wall.

The Five began their guarding duty, weapons armed.

Soon after, a dark, giant shadow began to approach the palace.

The Blue Toad · « **Reply #202 on:** January 15, 2006, 09:24:52 PM »

They could see Pumpernickel's army on the horizon, steadily growing nearer like a black cloud preparing for storm.

"Ready yourselves, men!" cried LZR. Ledzeppelinrocks prepared his guitar, pick at the string. Masher brought his hands to his head, his index fingers and middle fingers pointed towards his temples and his eyes closed. Luigi Simpson prepared his superb sapphire armor, along with his Banana Boomerangs. Glorb took out his dual lightsabers, ready to fight. The Blue Toad held his Emerald Axe in each hand, ready to go into battle.

Glorb · « **Reply #203 on:** January 16, 2006, 11:02:39 AM »

"Aw, shoot!" said Glorb. "Well, this looks like a job for my Desert Eagle..." But his Desert Eagle was not there. It was an H&K VP70 35mm handgun! And it was gold! And it was signed, "This gun belongs to Elvis"! "Wow, this must've been my gift from that frog dude." said Glorb. So he fired his VP70 at the darkness, but it didn't work. "Crap!" he yelled. However, this exclamation caused the darkness to transform into...

Masher101 · « **Reply #204 on:** January 16, 2006, 08:36:23 PM »

Ham Sandwitches! "Oh no! Evil bread AND evil ham!" they all screemed "time to clean house!" TBT said loudly

"CHARGE!!!!!!" Then, once again, the heros had to fight an army of bread, but this time, bread & ham...

The Blue Toad · « **Reply #205 on:** January 16, 2006, 08:45:02 PM »

Masher flipped over a ham sandwitch with his his awesome mind powers as The Blue Toad proceeded to hack at him with his axe.
"Fools!" cried Pumpernickel who was hovering overhead, "You shall not defeat the HAAAAM!!!"

Masher101 · « **Reply #206 on:** January 16, 2006, 08:58:21 PM »

Sudenly, a ham sandwitch was bit, making it die. But... who bit the bread? none other than... Wario! "Hey guys *munch munch* whats up?" he said while chewing the monster to crumbs "we may need a little help, wario" L. Simpson said. "Awww, allrite!" so now, the 5 knights had 1 fat pig man that helps... uh... eat... everything.

Glorb · « **Reply #207 on:** January 17, 2006, 08:50:47 AM »

However, on his 2nd sandwich, Wario's stomach spontaneously combusted. "You fools!" said Pumpernickel, "Like I said, NOTHING can defeat the Evil Ham!" Glorb looked around, and spotted a straw and a paperclip, which he took. "Blue Toad, give me your stash of rubber bands!" he said. "But I don't have a stash of rubber bands." Blue Toad replied. "Oh, don't be silly. All Blue Toads have a secret stah of rubber bands!" replied Glorb. With much harrumphing, TBT handed over a handful of rubber bands. "Masher, give a dollar, and Luigi Simpson, gimmie a banana!" They handed over the goods, and in no time Glorb had created a deadly...

Masher101 · « **Reply #208 on:** January 17, 2006, 05:02:14 PM »

Recreation of Pumpernickel "what?!" Pumpernickel the great shouted, as the robo version of him attacked him.
"this will buy us some time to plan" Glorb said. "why dont we just let the robot kill him?" Masher asked.
"Uhhhhhhh....... good idea" So they did, and it was strong enough to make pumpernickel flee.

Glorb · « **Reply #209 on:** January 18, 2006, 02:22:37 PM »

And thus was another disaster averted, thanks to Glorb's awesomeness. However, the robot's energy core began to transmit such strong robotic energy that they were all (except for RoboPumpernickel) transmitted to a parallel universe!

On the horizon, Glorb spotted some familiar figures...The Five Knights! But they looked different, and, you know, there was already a Five Knights. So they real Knights approached them cautiously. Glorb's alternate was, according to his name-tag, Pink Glorb...and he was actually a she! And pink! Ledzeppelinrocks' was Metallicarocks, and LZR looked in puzzlement at his alternate-universe self. Luigi Simpson's alternate was Suigi Limspon. He actually looked pretty much the same, but, you know, the L and R were switched. The Blue Toad's was The Red Toad, and instead of a stash of rubber bands, he had a stash of Ernest VHS tapes. And finally, Masher's alternate was Evil Masher, and he had a goatee. "Why the heck is my parallel universe self evil, and everyone else's is just stupider versions?" asked Masher.

Suddenly, the sky opened, and an army of hideous Parallel Universe Breadites poured forth! "You opened your big mouth!" exclaimed The Blue Toad.