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Glorb · « **Reply #270 on:** April 26, 2006, 01:54:42 PM »

“I will!” said Hyrulian. “Good,” replied The Chef through their radio watches. “Now, you’ll all need silenced pistols.” ROB opened up and gave them all Beretta 92s with silencers attached. “It’s okay,” said Glorb, “I’ve got my VP95!” He pulled out his gun. “But that’s incredibly loud.” Said The Chef. “It’s okay.” Replied Glorb. So the Knights, however many there were, entered the jet, and soon thy were flying in the sky. “Hey, I can see the GameStop!” said The Blue Toad, “Their prices suck!” He opened a window and tossed a rock at the building, which made it explode.

Glorb · « **Reply #271 on:** May 06, 2006, 12:58:27 PM »

After a few hours they arrived at the island. The Chef contacted them: "Okay, now activate stealth mode so your aren't --" Suddenly, the message cut off as the jet was struck by a missile. "Ah! What was that?" asked Glorb. "A missile, or some other missly thing!" said Hyrulian. They crashed, but got out okay. However, some guards came over to investigate...

Kojinka · « **Reply #272 on:** May 08, 2006, 07:17:30 PM »

a mysterious purple goop. They looked up and saw Spongebob with Bowser Jr.'s brush. "Bwaahahahahahahaaaa!!! Ah gots ya now!" he screamed with a Southern accent.

Glorb · « **Reply #273 on:** May 10, 2006, 08:09:03 AM »

“Something’s wrong!” said Glorb, “I didn’t know Bowser Jr. really existed...or had a Southern drawl!” Suddenly, the guards laughed and disappeared, and the ground buckled underneath them. “It’s a trap!” said Ultima Shadow. They fell down, and were knocked out...
The four woke up in a large chamber, tied to a big pole thingy hanging from the ceiling. Just then, a wall turned into a large screen, and Pumpernickel appeared. “How are you gentlemen! All your base are belong—“ Glorb cut him off, “Enough with the Zero Wing Jokes.” Pumpernickel sighed, then started over: “You seem to be preoccupied, gentlemen. However, you will soon...not...be preoccupied once you’ve been eaten by the NUCLEAR CRABS!” The floor opened up, revealing a small moat of large crabs, glowing a healthy nuclear green. “You fiend!” exclaimed TBT. “Silence!” shot back Pumpernickel, “Now, henchmen, lower the unnecessarily time-consuming thing-lowering mechanism as I go pay a visit to the President. I don’t think he’ll mind having his DNA removed! To fuel my death ray! In space! Poised to destroy the world! Hahahahahahaha*hack* hahaha!”
The pole thingy began to lower. One of the four had to quickly do something fast, and in a hurry. The safety of the world depended on it!

The Chef · « **Reply #274 on:** May 10, 2006, 02:36:17 PM »

Just then... The Chef jumped in and saved the Five Knights.

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #275 on:** May 11, 2006, 01:41:49 AM »

"Cool!" Ultima Shadow yelled. (:P)

Glorb · « **Reply #276 on:** May 11, 2006, 09:05:49 AM »

"The Chef?" said Glorb, "Why did you save us? I thought you were confined to a wheelchair after the war!" "What?" said Chef. "Nothing, I just like making stuff up. Let's get to the President!"
The Four Knights Plus Chef ran down a hall and were confronted by guards! "Looks like this is it..." said Ultima Shadow. However, one of the guards took off his disguise...it was Queen Sapphira! "What the crap?" said Blue Toad. However, she took off her disguise...it was Fuzzy Pudding! "Yeah!" everybody cheered. They got to the satellite, but Pumpernickel was there. "HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHA! You fools!” he said.
However, Glorb shot him, and the Four Plus Chef run up to the SatelLaser and stopped the DNA-sucking mechanism. The earth was saved! However, the DNA hose latched onto Hyrulian, which somehow caused the Four Plus Chef and Fuzzy Pudding to be transported to the Wild West!
The FPCAFP fell down. Chef looked up and saw a sign. It said, "FORT ROSWELL, NEW MEXICO, 1882". The Chef stood up. "Holy crap, we're in Roswell, but in the Wild West!" How would our heroes escape this mess? Tune in next week!

The Chef · « **Reply #277 on:** May 11, 2006, 04:38:08 PM »

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Glorb · « **Reply #278 on:** May 12, 2006, 08:00:52 AM »

Welcome back to The Evil Bread.
Suddenly, a cowboy came out of nowhere and helped up the six. "Well boy howdy, ain't this the dern strangest thing I reckon I ever did see. A green fella, a chef, a blue toadstooly-lookin' thing, an elf, a guy in armor..." Ultima Shadow cut in: "I'm Ultima Shadow!" There was a pause. "Shore ya are; now, where was ah? Oh yeah, and a fuzzy puddin' lookin' thing. But mah mamma always told me never to judge a book by its cover. How's about I see you folks over to the Inn?" The six followed. However, The Chef's attention was momentarily diverted by an object in the sky. The heat and brightness of the sun made him look away quickly, but it looked like a UFO...

The Chef · « **Reply #279 on:** May 12, 2006, 06:17:08 PM »

Little did The Chef know, that the UFO was really a spaceship being driven by Jupiterians bent on taking over all of Cleveland! :-O

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #280 on:** May 12, 2006, 09:18:21 PM »

"AAH!" yelled some random guy.

"Okay, let's fight them off!" Hyrulian roared, as they all pulled out weapons.

The Jupiterians shot laser beams, but they were easily deflected. Meanwhile, Ultima Shadow, The Chef, Glorb, Hyrulian and the Blue Toad attacked as one, easily destroying the Jupiterian ship.

"That was easy." The Chef laughed, as, suddenly, 10000000000000000000000000000000000 more ships arrived.

The Chef stopped laughing.

The Chef · « **Reply #281 on:** May 13, 2006, 09:48:31 AM »

"Hey, I have an idea." said The Chef.

"What is it?" said Glorb.

"RUN!!"

Glorb · « **Reply #282 on:** May 16, 2006, 01:23:47 PM »

The Knights ran and ran until they got inside the Buck-Tooth Saloon. Some of the Jupiterians ran in, but the bartender killed them with his rifle. Just then, a giant spaceship flew down and demolished the front half of the saloon. A figure stepped out...it was Pink Glorb! “HAHAHA! You fools! You six are even bigger fools than I ever imagined! The whole DNA thing, the laser, the satellite, even Pumpernickel himself were all made up by me!” Glorb was shocked. “No way! How could you? You engineered everything up to this point?”
“Actually, no. The whole thing with the Burger King Wars I never counted on. Perhaps I underestimated you six...not really. Now prepare, for I am about to unleash DOOM upon you!! Ha!” Pink Glorb summoned a giant ten-story-tall mech, brandishing a killer banana, then disappeared. The Mech held his banana high over his head, ready to attack. What ever were the Six to do now?

The Chef · « **Reply #283 on:** May 16, 2006, 03:11:18 PM »

Just then, Donkey Kong appeared, but he was ten stories tall and very hungry...

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #284 on:** May 17, 2006, 02:11:08 AM »

Donkey Kong tackled the robot, which fell backwards. The banana flipped in mid-air until Giga Bowser grabbed it!

"Could this get any more complicated?" Hyrulian said in awe.

"Actually... look to your right. And, uh... your left." The Blue Toad gulped.

They did not want to look, but look they did- runnign towards them were a giant Wario, giant Barney and giant Bugs Bunny!