Author Topic: The Evil Bread (Read 111160 times)

Glorb · « **Reply #285 on:** May 17, 2006, 01:03:15 PM »

Pink Glorb reappeared in front of Glorb. "Glorb, I challenge you to a duel! We shall fight on the planet Monkey!" Glorb looked at her funny. "Planet Monkey? Whay's it called--herk!" Suddenly, he and PG were transported to a large metallic sphere. "Choose your weapon!" said Pink Glorb, pulling out a large axe with a lot of blades all over it. Glorb looked at the selection, then pulled out a large sword. Pink Glorb let out a battle cry and ran towards Glorb, who dodged. "Hahaha! You can never defeat me!" she said. Suddenly, Glorb's radio watch beeped; it was the Chef! "Glorb, listen! Pink Glorb's weakness is her new Kill-You-Ten-Times Noodle. If you take the noodle and use it against her, you'll be able to kill her - ten times!" Glorb thought. It might just be crazy enough to work.

The Chef · « **Reply #286 on:** May 17, 2006, 05:29:52 PM »

Meanwhile, back on Earth, The Chef, Hyrulean, The Blue Toad, Ultima Shadow and Fuzzy Pudding were trying to assist Giant Bugs Bunny in the battle against Giant Wario and at the same time ward off Giant Basrney.

The Blue Toad · « **Reply #287 on:** May 18, 2006, 03:29:43 PM »

"GAH!" cried Hyrulian, "Where's the plot? WHERE'S THE PLOT?!?!"
Suddenly (just as giant Wario was about to sit on all of them) The Chef, Hyrulian, The Blue Toad, Ultima Shadow, and the strange little Fuzzy Pudding were all cast over by a bright beam of light that emitted from one of the many spaceships. They were instantly transported into a strange metallic chamber, looking totally futuristic and awesome.
"Woah!" said Ultima Shadow, "where are we?"
"I'm not sure," The Blue Toad replied.
Just then, a voice spoke over an unidentified intercom system!: "The fight of the Glorbs will be held in room 43, the fight of the Glorbs will be held in room 43."

The Chef · « **Reply #288 on:** May 18, 2006, 07:19:31 PM »

"Great." said The Chef in a srcastic manner. "Now we have to watch Glorb possibly get killed by his doppelganger."

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #289 on:** May 19, 2006, 12:07:56 AM »

"And without popcorn!" Ultima Shadow cried.

"You mean popcorn is more important than your friend's life?" Hyrulian said incredulously.

"I was just trying to lighten the situation!" Ulitma Shadow muttered in reply.

Suddenly, a booming voice... boomed... towards the Knights minus Glorb!

"YOU DARE NOT TAKE POPCORN SERIOUSLY?!?" the voice yelled.

"Who are you?" The Blue Toad asked, readying his axe.

"I am the Cookie Monster's cousin! My name is the Popcorn Monster! Now, enough chat. You must die!"

The Popcorn Monster leapt into the air, then came crashing down to earth, sending shockwaves in all directions. The Knights were unable to dodge, and were thrown backwards.

"He's too powerful!" exclaimed The Chef.

"We've gotta get past him to get to Glorb! We'll defeat him!" Hyrulian roared.

The Knights got up again, preparing to fight.

Glorb · « **Reply #290 on:** May 22, 2006, 02:39:21 PM »

Meanwhile back at the planet Monkey, Pink Glorb had wounded Glorb! Somehow! She raised the giant thing over Glorb’s head, ready to attack...”Any last words, Glorb?” she mocked. Glorb grinned looking at her KY5TN. “Yeah. You lose!” He attacked the Noodle...and nothing happened. Pink Glorb looked puzzled for a second. Glorb was irritated. “Chef, you said the Noodle was her weakness!” The CommuniWatch turned on: “Glorb, I can’t talk now! We’re being attacked by the Popcorn Monster!”
Back at Earth, the Knights minus Glorb were trying to fight the Monster, but no avail. Suddenly, Masher’s ghost appeared! “You guys!” he said spookily, “I am the ghost of Masher. Take this fish, it will help you…” he disappeared, leaving the Knights with a greasy fish on the ground. Ultima Shadow looked at the air. “So long, and thanks for all the fish!” he said.

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #291 on:** June 11, 2006, 01:24:40 AM »

OOC: And then, from a pillar of light emerged this thread. It had been revived!

The Popcorn Monster roared in fury, sending buttery-smelling shockwaves towards the Knights! They all dodged, and Ultima Shadow picked up the fish, hitting the Popcorn Monster with it. To his surprise, the monstrosity went flying through the air, and slammed into the wall.

"Wow." Hyrulian said in awe.

"Wow." The Blue Toad said in awe.

"Wow." The Chef said in awe.

"Wow." Ultima Shadow said in awe.

"Boo!" the Popcorn Monster hissed.

He got up, and fired popcorn at all of them. The Chef deflected it with his Spatula, but Hyrulian was hit. The Blue Toad chopped the projectile in half, but Ultima Shadow was nowhere to be seen.

"Ack... too tasty..." Hyrulian mumbled.

"Farewell, Knights!" the Popcorn Monster laughed, leaping into the air.

To their surprise, the Popcorn Monster expanded to fill the whole room for one heck of a body slam.

"Wow." Hyrulian said in awe.

"NOT THIS AGAIN!" Blue Toad yelled.

"Hey, stupid!" a voice yelled from above.

Standing on a platform above was none other than Ultima Shadow, smirking.

"You talking to me?" Popcorn Monster shouted, returning to former size and somehow hovering.

"Maybe I am!" Ultima Shadow retaliated, leaping from the platform and slamming the monster downwards with a powerful fish hit.

With a roar, the Popcorn Monster hit the ground, shaking it. When the dust cleared, Popcorn Monster was as flat as a pancake, and unconscious.

"w00t." Blue Toad sighed in relief.

The Chef got out his spatula, and threw the monster up and out of the room like a pancake. However, on the way out, the Popcorn Monster hit Ultima Shadow, carrying him further up into the sky!

Glorb · « **Reply #292 on:** June 14, 2006, 08:57:24 AM »

Thanks for reviving this!

Suddenly, a great heat struck the Popcorn Monster, shooting a kernel into the air...right into Glorb's brain! "Oh no, what do we do?!" screamed Hyrulian. Then Ultima Shadow had an idea...but what is was he was not sure. Regardless, the Knights went into the satellite that just appeared. However, it was no ordinary satellite...

The Chef · « **Reply #293 on:** June 14, 2006, 04:25:04 PM »

It was a satellite made of beef jerky!! It was about shoot a ray at the earth which would turn everything into jerked beef. "Only one person could be behind this..." said The Chef, ".....and that person is....."

Glorb · « **Reply #294 on:** June 14, 2006, 06:26:16 PM »

"Me!" said The Chef. "But I didn't say that!" he said. Doing a quick double-take, The Chef realized that he was himself! "Noooooo!" he screamed, spiraling into madness. "Get ahold of yourself, Chef!!" said US, slapping him. Just then, Blue Toad rushed down the stairs that just appeared. "Come on! We'll escape!" he said. So they did.
But just then, Glorb was revived, but the kernel somehow flew into a can, which in turn hit Hyrulian, who ran into Glorb, who hit US, who fell into a large canyon. He landed on Billy Bob Thornton, who was the real mastermind.

But that was his plan all along...

The Blue Toad · « **Reply #295 on:** June 14, 2006, 07:02:12 PM »

"Haha!" cried Billy Bob, "So you've fallen for it!"
"OMG! Fallen for what?!?!" cried Glorb.
"My plan of mastery....my master plan. ^o^!!!"
"Yeah, okay, uh, you're just a tad strange..." US said as he dusted himself of after falling into the large canyon.
"No I'm not! I'm cool! Shut up!" And with those words said, Billy Bob flung himself randomly at The Chef, flailing his arms and screaming! Luckily, The Blue Toad accidentally tripped Mr. Thornton. He stumbled all the way over a cliff, where he was never heard from again.
"Bye, Bill," Hyrulian cried after him.
"Hark!" cried Glorb, "In the distance! Look at that!"
As all of the nights squinted through the blazing heat of the rocky canyons, they all peered upon the sight of a strange figure flying in the sky.
"Omg! It's Ronald McDonald, back again!" cried The Chef.
"Nope," US replied.
"Oh...well, then it must be that one evil frog back again!"
"No, not him either."
"Pumpernickel back again?"
"No..."
"Well then who's making reappearance, here?" asked The Chef.
"It's none other than Queen Sapphira! And she has a message for us," US replied.

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #296 on:** June 15, 2006, 02:33:20 AM »

"I regret to inform you, Five, but Glorb has been fatally injured by Pink Glorb. Five times." she informed them dully.

The Chef · « **Reply #297 on:** June 15, 2006, 08:43:41 AM »

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!", shouted The Chef.
"Will he make it?", asked US.

Glorb · « **Reply #298 on:** June 19, 2006, 12:52:18 PM »

Just then, there was a bright light...it was Glorb Xtra! "What's Glorb Xtra?" asked Blue Toad. Ultima Shadow looked at him. "No one said that out loud. That was the narration. You can't respond to that!" Just then, a look of terror came over Glorb's face. "No! That was a meta-reference!"
Soon, a stream of in-jokes stampeded over the mountain range, screaming battle cries like "Xyzzy!", "Exploding Barrels!" and "Farted a mighty fart!" Hyrulian opened up a ploy hole, and the Knights jumped in.
Suddenly, they stood before a large wall. "What's that?" asked The Chef. Strong Bad then appeared. "That, old chum, is the Fourth Wall." he said in an English accent. "I say, care for a spot of tea?"
But just then, a giant ball came out of nowhere and shattered the wall. "NOOO!!! The Fourth Wall!" screamed Strong Bad. The plot hole started collapsing, so the Knights went through the wall...into YOUR COMPUTER!

That's right, YOUR computer!
The one with the felt Mario stickers on the monitor!

The Chef · « **Reply #299 on:** June 19, 2006, 02:44:29 PM »

"But my computer doesn't look like that!" shouted the reader.
"Then who's computer is it?" asked the narrator?