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The Chef

  • Super
« Reply #345 on: June 12, 2011, 08:08:16 PM »
> Thank the handsome clothed men for their hospitality.

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #346 on: June 12, 2011, 08:18:15 PM »
They turn on you, baring their fangs. And the rest of them. Apparently thanking people is a taboo in their culture.

They are approaching you holding knives. And naked. Though still handsome.

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"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #347 on: June 12, 2011, 08:20:15 PM »
>Try shooting them with W again
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #348 on: June 12, 2011, 09:28:27 PM »
You shoot them again, but they just become more handsome and...more clothed. Inspiration strikes, and you shoot them until they are so beautiful and so heavily-clothed that they pass out from the heat of wearing ten layers of clothing while admiring one another.

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CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #349 on: June 12, 2011, 09:31:21 PM »
>Rummage through their clothing for loot.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #350 on: June 12, 2011, 09:51:43 PM »
You find what looks like a Sonic Screwdriver.
You find more sausages (no, not that kind, you pervert).

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"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #351 on: June 12, 2011, 10:25:19 PM »
>i
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #352 on: June 12, 2011, 11:06:08 PM »
You are carrying:
-W, the magical revolver
-a cat-ear headband
-a device that may or may not be a sonic screwdriver
-some delicious sausages
-no tea

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Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #353 on: June 12, 2011, 11:09:00 PM »
>Search the banquet hall for a decent cup of tea
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #354 on: June 12, 2011, 11:45:34 PM »
You find no tea. And you suspect that, no matter how many dimensions you visit, you will never find any tea.

Good thing you're not British.

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BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #355 on: June 13, 2011, 02:02:28 AM »
> Talk at W
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #356 on: June 13, 2011, 02:10:39 AM »
I'm not writing dialogue for you. What would you like to say at W?

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The Chef

  • Super
« Reply #357 on: June 13, 2011, 08:56:08 AM »
> "Where do you think the next portal is?"

WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #358 on: June 13, 2011, 09:24:53 AM »
W points. That way. ->

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CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #359 on: June 13, 2011, 10:39:24 AM »
>Go that way.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

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