Unless by "is exiting my every orifice" he means "is going away for once" but considering the post's location, it's probably more like he's erupting. For some reason. Perhaps he's regretting not getting a 360? Not that I want to start this again--I don't care what you play, even if I personally think you made the wrong decision.
Edit: So, Dead Rising: Chop Till You Drop is looking on the sucky side. I'm going to rent it when it comes out so I can see for myself. Not that it bothers me; I have the real version. I just care about every 360-less person who will have to play a suckified version of an awesome game.
-Frank can't jump
-Frank West, photojournalist, can't take pictures
-The over-the-shoulder camera view, I imagine, will be irritating at times
-Emphasis on guns rather than melee weapons (in fact you can only have one melee weapon at a time), while most of the fun of Dead Rising was that everything and anything is a melee weapon an guns were only really great for killing psychopaths (if you ask me)
-Worse graphics
-Apparently there's also a zombie shortage. But maybe not. I've heard mixed things about this.
Like I said though, I'm going to try it myself before I pass my final judgment.
