Author Topic: The Evil Bread (Read 82256 times)

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #105 on:** January 07, 2006, 10:38:19 PM »

However, Ginip Simlonus and Tolu Bead came, and crashed the party along with Xonlas, Eveee, Tortorwle, and Eppenildelzrocks.

Ambulance Y · « **Reply #106 on:** January 07, 2006, 10:55:05 PM »

Ledzeppelinrocks wet himself with joy, and started beating Eppenildelzrocks with a giant guitar*.

*Mario and TMK Unite reference!

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #107 on:** January 07, 2006, 11:00:33 PM »

<offtopic> Someone remembers my story! :D :D :D </offtopic>

Ambulance Y · « **Reply #108 on:** January 07, 2006, 11:04:34 PM »

Hey, that was a dynamic story, I think a lot of people remembered it but...

Luigi Simpson joined in on the beating of Eppenildelzrocks by throwing lightsabers at its face. (Where did the lightsabers come from? Find out next!)

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #109 on:** January 07, 2006, 11:10:15 PM »

Suddenly, the whole world exploded in a flash of green, and all of the combatants were teleported to Baker's Delight, where gigantic bakers with huge, bread hitting hands converged on them!

Ambulance Y · « **Reply #110 on:** January 07, 2006, 11:22:32 PM »

A giant breadite walked up and ate Eevee, as the rest realized what a daunting task they were up to.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #111 on:** January 08, 2006, 12:49:24 PM »

Bruce Campbell came and sliced it with a chainsaw. "Anyone up for some sliced bread?" he asked. Everyone threw pokeballs at his head.

NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #112 on:** January 08, 2006, 12:59:38 PM »

Then Breadachu threatened the earth with its Flourshock move!

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #113 on:** January 08, 2006, 04:58:50 PM »

Suddenly, Eevee was revived, and used Bite, which instantly KOed Breadachu, and then Luigi Simpson withdrew Eevee before anyone could kill it again.

The Blue Toad · « **Reply #114 on:** January 08, 2006, 08:32:45 PM »

The Blue Toad was very confused.

Glorb · « **Reply #115 on:** January 09, 2006, 12:57:16 PM »

Then Bruce, who was just recovering from the Pokeball concussion, killed the Blue Toad with his chainsaw - only to see he had just killed Te Tloe Bhuad!

Ambulance Y · « **Reply #116 on:** January 10, 2006, 10:40:38 PM »

When Bruce swings the chainsaw again, he kills everyone. Luigi Simpson, The Blue Toad, Ledzeppelinrocks (and all of their imposters), Eevee, Breadachu, and even himself, forcing the story to go to a different plotline in which Peach is getting mauled by a Breadite, and she needs to be rescued!

Glorb · « **Reply #117 on:** January 11, 2006, 02:30:31 PM »

Then Glorb stopped all the action to play Castlevania: Dawn of Sorrow, only to find out Pious Smiling's zombie had transformed it into Waterfowl: Anacadona's Visor; at this he proclaimed, "Holy cow!", although it was soon revealed that he said, "Woo, lynch!" (and that ledzeppelinrocks was transformed into prizedpollendecks).

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #118 on:** January 11, 2006, 10:47:00 PM »

Then, suddenly, every single hero and villain was revived, including some of the worst nightmares of the heroes- Crazy Bread Hand, the Morlocks, and more of their enemies, to which everyone gasped lamely.

The Blue Toad · « **Reply #119 on:** January 12, 2006, 06:15:10 PM »

"Well," said The Blue Toad in a dull voice as he gripped his axe, "Here we go again."