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ShadowBrain

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« Reply #1260 on: October 16, 2009, 03:08:43 PM »
I know barely anything about those games and I still lost.
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

« Reply #1261 on: October 16, 2009, 04:52:10 PM »
Those games

ShadowBrain

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« Reply #1262 on: October 16, 2009, 05:03:26 PM »
Sorry--I meant "that game".
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

« Reply #1263 on: October 16, 2009, 07:49:18 PM »
those games

No, you have the right idea. Please take note of this post and you will see why.


One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

« Reply #1264 on: October 16, 2009, 08:00:31 PM »
Bring back the crude hilarious jokes you're known for, not this stupid Hulk Hogan [dukar].
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

ShadowBrain

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« Reply #1265 on: October 17, 2009, 08:53:07 AM »
If he was edited into that scene where the Eiffel Tower goes down in G.I. Joe... maybe, but not since that Annoying Horse thing have a seen such a bizarrely tasteless joke--and this is the third time I've had to see it. I mean, I guess it's mildly funny, but...
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

« Reply #1266 on: October 17, 2009, 09:38:54 PM »
You know that line your not meant to cross?
For me, that's the starting line.

PROSTITUTE JOKE TIME

If you have sex with a prostitute without her permission, is it r--screw it, that joke is the oldest prostitute joke out there.


I slept with one of those 'high class' prostitutes the other week. I'm not happy though, the ***** gave me lobsters.


A man staying at a hotel removed a card offering sexual services from a nearby phone box. Back in his hotel room he rang the number and a woman with a silky soft voice asked if she could be of assistance.
"Yes" he said. "I'd like a doggie in bondage gear, leather, PVC, whips, the lot. And then some hardcore spanking, rounded off with a blow job. What do you think?"
The woman said, "That sounds really good and I'd like to oblige, but if you press 9 first you'll get an outside line."


A man on his way home from the pub decides to take a short-cut through an unlit park.

A woman approaches him and offers to **** his brains out for £5.

The man thinks to himself that this is a chance too good to miss, so hands over the £5.

She leads him into a bush and they get under way.

A policeman happens to pass by, hears them at it and notices the bush shaking.

He approaches, shines his torch on the pair and asks the man what he's doing.

The man replies calmly, "I'm just having sex with my wife, officer. Do you mind?"

The officer responds, "I'm sorry, sir, I didn't realise it was your wife."

The man quickly replies, "That's quite alright, officer - until you shone your torch on her face, neither did I."
One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

Rao

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« Reply #1267 on: October 17, 2009, 10:12:52 PM »
The last two were pretty amusing.
What's your problem, Cambodian?

Glorb

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« Reply #1268 on: October 18, 2009, 03:17:08 PM »
Last two were choice.
every

« Reply #1269 on: October 18, 2009, 05:20:19 PM »
I succumbed to the last one. My goal in life is now to outdo Dc in crudeness.

How do you get a baby into a jar?

Use a blender.

How do you get a baby out of a jar?

Tostitos!
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Turtlekid1

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« Reply #1270 on: October 18, 2009, 05:25:09 PM »
I heard that years ago and laughed then.  So I lost retroactively.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

Luigison

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« Reply #1271 on: October 18, 2009, 06:07:35 PM »
Those type of baby jokes always freak me out, but again, wrong thread.  I hate to to admit it, but dc's last two were indeed good.
“Evolution has shaped us with perceptions that allow us to survive. But part of that involves hiding from us the stuff we don’t need to know."

« Reply #1272 on: October 19, 2009, 12:50:41 PM »
Porn- One of the only industries where women get paid more.
But they still manage to get ****ed over by men.

You know you've got a problem when every letter of the alphabet triggers a porn bonanza in your address bar.


A boy came running into his house to his mum excitedly yelling, "Mum, mum, we're sitting round the neighbour's watching porn!"

Mum: "WHAT!!?"

Boy: "Relax, mum! It's child porn!"
One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

Glorb

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« Reply #1273 on: October 19, 2009, 03:11:11 PM »
if your uncle jack was riding a horse and your uncle jack was done riding but he was too short to get off by himself, would you help your uncle jack off the horse?
every

« Reply #1274 on: October 19, 2009, 03:17:59 PM »
Sure, and after that I'd even assist him in dismounting from the horse.
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