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« Reply #210 on: June 05, 2011, 09:29:08 PM »
>Remind self to stop hanging out with masochist rodents
YYur  waYur n beYur you Yur plusYur instYur an Yur Yur whaYur

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #211 on: June 05, 2011, 09:31:34 PM »
You make a mental note but don't stop attacking. The guinea pig is steadily beginning to tower over you. "Quit iiiiiiit" he says.

What do?

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All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #212 on: June 06, 2011, 12:32:17 AM »
>Make out with guinea pig
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #213 on: June 06, 2011, 11:00:34 PM »
You can't, he's too tall and is busy being sad about you attacking him. You still haven't stopped hitting him. He's as big as Ridley now, which is TOO BIG.

What do?

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All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #214 on: June 06, 2011, 11:06:05 PM »
>Hit self until I am big enough to make out with Ridleypig
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #215 on: June 07, 2011, 07:05:49 AM »
As you hit yourself, you notice yourself growing smaller and smaller.  Perhaps it has the opposite effect on humans?
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

« Reply #216 on: June 07, 2011, 07:14:42 AM »
Before you know it, you have become smaller than an atom and are now falling through everything forever.

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YYur  waYur n beYur you Yur plusYur instYur an Yur Yur whaYur

The Chef

  • Super
« Reply #217 on: June 07, 2011, 07:21:21 AM »
> Die

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #218 on: June 07, 2011, 04:26:17 PM »
You can't roll a die, you're too tiny.

What do?

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All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #219 on: June 07, 2011, 05:21:37 PM »
>Asexually reproduce
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #220 on: June 07, 2011, 05:58:29 PM »
You do that and all of the copies of you become the cells of a larger organism. It's a marvel of science, but needless to say it's really ugly.

What do?

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All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

The Chef

  • Super
« Reply #221 on: June 07, 2011, 08:26:44 PM »
> Kill it

WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #222 on: June 07, 2011, 08:51:56 PM »
You induce the mitochondria to become active and cause the host body to catch on fire. This is now Parasite Eve.

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CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #223 on: June 07, 2011, 11:31:47 PM »
>Fly
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #224 on: June 08, 2011, 12:34:12 AM »
You replicate more of your man-cells and sprout wings. You're like a flaming bat thing.

What do?

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All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

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